(Isn't that what Peter Pan said...did I just quote something without meaning to? Help me out Peter Pan fans)
- Thigh gaps are for flamingos. Eat the cupcake.
- He's like a song she can't get out of her head
- When people ask why I don't care: It's not an act
- If a man whistles at you, do not respond. You are a lady, not a dog.
- I like sarcasm. It's like punching people in the face...but with words.
- I don't hate you. I'm just not necessarily excited about your existence
AND THE BEST ONE:
BE THE REASON SOMEBODY SMILES TODAY!
So get out there. Make some people smile.
-K